WHAT’S ALL THIS THEN?
I’m Ashton. I earned a B.A. in Creative Writing in 2018, and then forgot how to write for five years. Inspiring! In an effort to a) relearn the craft, and b) exorcise a small fraction of my brain’s unending torrent of bullshit, I am embarking on THIS. I have a lot of weird garbage in my brain that some of my friends are erroneously convinced is fun to read, so I have elected to start putting some of it here instead of in… a landfill? The unholy abyss of my notes app? Same thing.
I cannot promise consistency of subject matter. A lot of it will be about music, or music theory which I really enjoy writing about but did not go to school for! Some of it will be about media that is not music! I didn’t go to school for that either! I can promise that all of it will sound exactly like this.
TESTIMONIALS
“Ashton suffered for this content. A fate I would not wish upon even my worst enemies.” —Author’s oldest friend, on “attempting to get the whole harry styles thing“